I'm a cowardly big baby who hides behind my keyboard, so you better not make fun of me or I'll go narcing to the Patch people and also flag your comment as inappropriate because my right to free speech is more important than yours.

I'm also afraid of you Googling me and finding out my history...it's not good at all.  I'm also known as one of the few big fat pathetic laughing stocks in Stow.
Please like me though....I'm pathetic and need the attention.