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Ass-travaganza variety show

On Saturday, January 7th, the Roc Bar in the Flats will serve as a melting pot for three of the most definitive genres to come from the Rust Belt.  Billed as an "Asstravaganza", this event will feature performances from some of Cleveland's favorite underground acts from the worlds of punk, hip hop, and burlesque.  

Beginning with two of the most provocative burlesque dancers to disgrace the Flats are the Butt Burlesque, made up of Aurora Sans aka Fresh! Dirty Butt Bitch, and Allisun Wonderland aka Cigarette Butt Bitch.  These ladies will break the ice and melt your hearts with their modern take on a classic burlesque act that is sure to tantalize and captivate.

Next up will be The Screaming Smoldering Butt Bitches, an all-girl punk band from Akron that is hilariously nasty with no topic off limits.  They will be joined by the Butt Bitch Burlesque as they scream 30-second songs about sex, food, and partying that are as raw as they are universally appealing.  Those in the know in the Cleveland underground punk scene expect the unexpected at Butt Bitch shows, from tampon flinging to wardrobe malfunctions and verbal abuse to spare.

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To really mix things up, the girls will be joined by Mario Brothers Entertainment, twin brother hip hop group from Cleveland. Next is SMOKE2, Cleveland hip hop at its finest. Following that is Suni Collins Jr., a self-contained hip hop brand from Cleveland. Ending the night will be Blast Off, a punk band from Chicago, featuring Bouncy Butt Bitch.

Tickets are $5 and can be purchased from any of the bands prior to the show, or at the door. for more info call 518-288-8069

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