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Patrick Shrugged

I have never read Atlas Shrugged.

That last sentence will be the sticking point for any small-government conservative or Tea Party activist perusing this blog who cannot wait to stop reading so they can decry me with angry comments and hyperbolic insults. 

And I completely expect that, because it is indicative of the flawed-logic used by those very same people who think that Atlas Shrugged is a book worth basing your political ideology on: if you cherry-pick quotes or ideas in a text that “prove” your emotional concerns about an issue are correct, you need not learn anything else that could bring you to a common sense solution to the problem. 

To ruin a quote from the book: “You are, and therefore you shall think”… as long as what you end up thinking doesn’t jeopardize who you were to begin with, right? 

Right.

So, yes, I am guilty of having not read the book—but that is not essential to the point I will make. But to the uninitiated, and the interested, I have done a little research for you; and these, I would think, are indisputable facts about it.

  1. The book is a work of fiction.
  2. It was written by a woman named Ayn Rand.
  3. Ayn Rand grew up in the Soviet Union and intended Atlas Shrugged to be an allegorical (heavily symbolic) work with the plot centering on the concept of a dystopian America in which big government stifles the inventiveness and creative nature of its populace.
  4. Libertarians/The Tea Party often reference Atlas Shrugged as an influence in their politics, which also center on big government stifling the inventiveness and creative nature of its populace.

And those points are really all you need to know.

Go ahead and pick up the book if you want to. I hope you enjoy it. I hope you give it to other people to enjoy. I hope that you give it to your son or daughter and they grow up drawing pictures of the main character Dagny Taggart on their Trapper-Keeper.

And, truthfully: congratulations to anyone who picks up an allegory and deciphers it for themselves. Because we seriously have a critical-thinking deficiency in our nation right now.

But don’t forget that first part.

Atlas Shrugged is a work of fiction. 

And, inspirational as it may be, it is still a novel, and novels are still fiction. Fiction is for escaping reality, not adapting to it.  There is a word for people who cannot escape a fictional world when living in their everyday lives, and it is “insanity.”  And if you don’t believe me, Google the name Mark David Chapman.

Still, I can hear the fingers tapping. I can hear the wheels turning.  I can feel your anger, Tea Partier.  I can barely wait to read your comments WHICH WILL BE IN ALL CAPS AND BAD GRAMMER WITH TEN EXCLAMATION POINTS SO I KNOW YOUR REALLY REALLY SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

So, before we have this war, I give in.

You can have it your way. You win, and I lose. 

I don’t want your hate spewed forth upon me. After all, “The evil of this world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.”

So, I’m adopting your philosophy. Not the whole “big government is coming for you,” thing. 

I can’t make that leap in logic just yet — especially since it’s so obvious to me that big government is currently a shallow husk of a concern compared to big business. 

But I will at least cater to your logic.

And so I am starting a campaign for liberals to adopt Lord of the Flies as their allegorical and ideological tome of choice.

Yes, Lord of the Flies.  

Everyone knows that book you read in tenth grade, right? The one where the boys are stuck on the deserted island after the plane crash? First, they democratically elect Ralph, who makes several rules for the benefit of the community. Shelters are built and (a fat boy nicknamed) Piggy’s glasses are used for the good of many to start fires to facilitate their rescue. 

Things are good for a while, until power-hungry-rival Jack breaks off a faction and starts his own dictatorship under the allure of anarchy.  Jack’s Tribe makes war on Ralph’s tribe, stealing from their community, and setting up a sort of weird religious cult where they paint their faces and hunt pigs. Then Jack brainwashes Ralph’s Tribe to join them, crushes Piggy with a giant rock, and sets fire to the entire island trying to kill one person (Ralph)—which ironically leads to their rescue by outsiders.

That’s my political philosophy now. We need good, strong government so societies can run efficiently; otherwise angry, fascist, religious Jack will take over and destroy our country with his weapons and brainwashing. 

Or… um… wait. Maybe it’s really a cautionary tale against anarchists and religious demagogues (like Rick Santorum); and how democratic-minded peoples must strongly deal with them before they become egomaniacs who brainwash society.

No, um… hang on. I got this. Maybe we should adopt the philosophy that we should make war constantly on weaker peoples, because then we could destroy the world in fire, facilitating our rescue by aliens.

Oh!  No, I got it!  We should crush all our fat people with big rocks.

No, that’s not right…

Man! How do you guys make stuff up like this? 

cendiluhoo

1:29 pm on Monday, April 2, 2012

I dare you to read Fountainhead.

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Georgie

4:12 pm on Monday, April 2, 2012

Works of fiction have always been abused to justify beliefs (see: The Bible). But GEORGE ORWELL quotes are the real bread-and-butter of political hacks. Regardless of your ideology, you can always find a pithy Orwell quote to hide behind.

"Dickens is one of those authors who are well worth stealing." - George Orwell

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Stan Hockey

5:44 pm on Monday, April 2, 2012

By the way, in your capitalized sentence with all the exclamation marks it should be "YOU'RE" not "YOUR." The word "your" is possessive. It denotes ownership. The contraction "you're" is a contraction of a subject, "you," and the verb, "are."

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Patrick Giusto

6:40 pm on Monday, April 2, 2012

Yes, I know. There are even more "grammer" mistakes if you look more closely-er!!!!!!!!!! "Your" definitely onto something I intended.

James Thomas

10:54 pm on Monday, April 2, 2012

Go on home folks.
Nothing much to see here.
Not one of your better efforts.

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James Thomas

10:02 am on Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Patrick,
"Fiction is for escaping reality, not adapting to it." Tell that to the southerners in 1865 after "Uncle Tom's Cabin" came out in 1850. I think they might not agree that some works of fiction aren't about changing things.

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keith a dewey

4:03 pm on Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Hi Pat,
Good article. And welcome to using Microsoft Word spell and not catching everything. They just like shooting the messenger.

At UNH we read both Atlas Shrugged (political science) and Lord of the Flies (sociology). Our conclusion of both was, entertaining but not reality. Neither could happen. Homo-sapiens can not, do not, form the group behavior depicted in either book. It doesn’t surprise me that conservatives come up with laws for a species that does not exist. And the simplistic thinking electorate just follows along. Look on the bright side. Liberals eventually win the issues. Always!

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Steve

6:44 pm on Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Is this aimed at our esteet Lakewood City Council? Could have fooled me...

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Brad Bolton

11:28 pm on Wednesday, April 4, 2012

I enjoy your creative writing, caps, grammer and all (sic).

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Phyllis Stager

9:58 am on Saturday, April 7, 2012

I am amazed that someone would present commentary on a book they have never read. It would seem to me that the presentation is therefore grounded in ideology and speculation rather than facts. There is a bit of an intellectual flaw in such an effort.

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Sonia Gwynes

10:18 am on Saturday, April 7, 2012

Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new roads armed with nothing but their own vision. Their goals differed, but they all had this in common: that the step was first, the road new, the vision unborrowed, and the response they received — hatred. The great creators — the thinkers, the artists, the scientists, the inventors — stood alone against the men of their time. Every great new thought was opposed. Every great new invention was denounced. The first motor was considered foolish. The airplane was considered impossible. The power loom was considered vicious. Anesthesia was considered sinful. But the men of unborrowed vision went ahead. They fought, they suffered and they paid. But they won.
—Ayn Rand

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Lynda Zielinski

9:25 am on Sunday, April 8, 2012

'They fought, they suffered and they paid.' Yep, that does sound like Mitt Romney!
A courageous outsider with new ideas, a new one to fit any occasion.

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John McMillan

3:30 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Lynda, you are being facetious, right? Right??

Damon koch

3:47 pm on Saturday, April 7, 2012

It seems fitting that Mr. Giusto would comment on a book he hasn't read, the same as he would misrepresent the position of Rick Santorium. He probably has never bothered to research the policy positions of Mr. Santorium, otherwise he would know that Senator Santorium has never advocated that his personal religious views become government policy. But then the left can't defend their own positions with any substanative arguments, so they deliberately mis-characterize the positions of Conservatives and argue against those. Someone on this post stated that Liberals always win. The times when they do win they don't do it in the arena of ideas but rather by mis-representing their poistion or by implementing their policies through the courts instead of through the legislative process. I'd like for any Liberal to tell me any Liberal policy in the last 70 years that has been a success.

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John McMillan

3:31 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

It's spelled "Santorum", just so ya know...

Phyllis Stager

4:00 pm on Saturday, April 7, 2012

Mr. Koch...read Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals".

The fifth rule is: Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.

The thirteenth rule is: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it and polarize it.

I think that is what we have here.

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Damon koch

8:46 pm on Saturday, April 7, 2012

Well said Phyllis. Saul Alinsky's book is, after all, the manual for the current administration. That's not me saying this but the President himself. By the way, Saul's book is dedicated to Satan, again a fact, not a matter of opinion.

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Sonia Gwynes

9:00 pm on Saturday, April 7, 2012

Even decades after his death Alinsky remains enthusiastically despised among those on the political right, who prefer that communities of "have-nots" remain unorganized. Contrary to their common claims he was never a Marxist, communist, socialist, or bomb-thrower, and he was not the mentor of Barack Obama, who was ten years old and living in Honolulu when Alinsky died in Carmel in 1972. The Industrial Areas Foundation is still headquartered in Chicago.

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Sonia Gwynes

9:02 pm on Saturday, April 7, 2012

Saul David Alinsky (January 30, 1909 – June 12, 1972) was an American community organizer and writer. He is generally considered to be the founder of modern community organizing, and has been compared to Thomas Paine as being "one of the great American leaders of the nonsocialist left."[4] He is often noted for his book Rules for Radicals.

In the course of nearly four decades of political organizing, Alinsky received much criticism, but also gained praise from many public figures. His organizing skills were focused on improving the living conditions of poor communities across North America. In the 1950s, he began turning his attention to improving conditions of the African-American ghettos, beginning with Chicago's and later traveling to other ghettos in California, Michigan, New York City, and a dozen other "trouble spots".

Damon koch

1:46 am on Sunday, April 8, 2012

The tactics of Saul Alinsky, Barrack Obama and other community agitators are dishonest and immoral. They use class-warfare to convince groups of people that they are victims and the source of their victimization are those who are wealthier. Alinsky and his ilk operate under the premise that the ends justify the means, so lies and thugery are not beneath them. They, like the left in general, never judge the results of their policy and efforts, only their "good" intentions. The fact is that poverty, government dependence and crime have only increased in the communities in which Alinsky and Obama practiced their craft. But of course their results are never judged. They work to empower government to confiscate wealth from those who have earned it and give it to those who haven't. Abraham Lincoln said, "You can't make the poor man wealthy by making the wealthy man poor." The late economist Milton Freidman said, "The best remedy for poverty is wealth." That is why a free market operating within a few guidelines will create the most prosperity for the greatest number of people. Consider that most of the advancements in the last 100 years in medicine, technology and other areas of endeavor came from the American private sector. Thomas Edison, Alexander Grahm Bell and others didn't depend on government to fund their projects. Read more of my insights on my blog at: http://smallcraftadvisorychronicles.blogspot.com/

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Phyllis Stager

7:13 am on Sunday, April 8, 2012

On page 36 in 'Rules for Radicals': The tenth rule of the ethics of rules and means is that you do what you can with what you have and clothe it in moral arguments.

Does dependency on government breed principle and self reliance? Do the 'rich' NOT deserve their wealth? Are the 'poor' poor because of the 'rich'? Are entitlement programs rights? Is a fiscally irresponsible government good for the nation?

Sensible charity offers a minimal safety net to prevent starvation or exposure, not idle comfort. The federal program called 'Lifeline' paid $1.6 billion to cover free phones and monthly bills of more than 12 million low-income subscribers. Fraud in this program may be costing taxpayers more than $33 million.

While driving into town one day, I heard a public service announcement encouraging 'grandmothers' who baby sit their grand children to come into the office and apply for funds for such onerous duty.

Taxpayer funded free cell phones and paying grandmothers for baby sitting can be clothed in very moral arguments. And the list of morally required necessities is endless.

In 'Atlas Shrugged', Atlas is used as a metaphor for the people who produce the most in society, therefore hold up the world. What happens when we kill the geese laying the golden eggs which provide the funding for non producers?

P.S. I have book marked your blog...am impressed!

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Sonia Gwynes

9:40 am on Sunday, April 8, 2012

You're a real peach. You know that?
Community "agitators"? What an interesting term. Now, what about Jesus, the greatest community organizer of all? I had no idea he was so immoral. Thanks for the info... And to find out this info on Easter. Oh, I'm crushed. Damn you Jesus, you community agitator.

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Sonia Gwynes

12:02 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

"In 'Atlas Shrugged', Atlas is used as a metaphor for the people who produce the most in society, therefore hold up the world. What happens when we kill the geese laying the golden eggs which provide the funding for non producers?"

“The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.” Russian Proverb

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John McMillan

3:39 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

One of the "insights" you missed was that this country is no longer "a free market operating within a few guidelines", as the system was originally established. Now the rich elite make profits on the backs of the worker, who does not benefit from his own labor. Look again at the wealth you say they have "earned." In a true free market, everyone reaps some benefits, not just the rich getting richer.

Damon koch

8:43 am on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Thank you, Phyllis. I wish those on the left would see the truth of how Liberal government policy has destroyed the very people they claim to want to help. In the 1950s and early 1960s the black family had a higher rate of marriage and lower illigitamcy rates than most other segments of society. After 50 years of Lyndon Johnson's great society, what Daniel Patrick Moynahan feared would happen has happened, the government has replaced the father in low-income homes. Starr Jones wrote a very good book called, "Uncle Sam's Plantation". Starr was a welfare mother but changed her life and makes the point that Liberal policy enslaves people, especially her fellow blacks.

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Lynda Zielinski

9:55 am on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Great essay Patrick! One of your best. What I find most amusing about the tea party types is their reverence of Alisa Rosenbaum, aka Ayn Rand, a Jewish-born atheist. She grew up in Russia to well off parents who lost everything in the revolution, an experience which of course shaped her philosophy. The irony of the right wing Christians quoting her makes me laugh. I wonder how she would feel about being a hero of the Christian Conservatives. BTW, in late life when she had cancer she relied on Medicare because even with two successful books her medical bills would have wiped her out. All of which should make us all shrug.

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Phyllis Stager

9:59 am on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Sonia, comparing Jesus to Saul Alinsky is a false analogy. To label Jesus as a community organizer is very close to blasphemy. You totally misinterpret the mission Jesus was sent to us to accomplish in the name of his Father.

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Sonia Gwynes

12:00 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Thankfully I'm in America. Free speech. You can call it blasphemy if you want, but I call it a little smart-alec-ness tagging along with my opinion on a tiny town Patch comment section.
Unlike some countries (Pakistan can execute you for blasphemy, wow), I can label Jesus however I want and view him however I want. I can believe or not believe. I can also view the Easter Bunny as Satan and Santa Claus as the greatest genius the world has ever known. I can worship the sun or a cactus or a pile of dirt. I can think of Jesus as a great lover of humanity who was full of compassion and gasp, even view him as a community organizer ever devoted to helping those in need. You go ahead and live your life, I'll live mine, and magically, even though we believe in vastly different things, the world keeps turning. Which rule for radicals have I used here?

Phyllis Stager

10:04 am on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Lynda practices Saul's fifth rule for radicals very well. Ridicule is a winner as it proves truth! LOL!

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Lynda Zielinski

10:01 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

I didn't know I was practicing anything and I surely wasn't trying to prove a truth.. But, glad I made you laugh. (Or were you practicing #5 with LOL?)

Phyllis Stager

12:15 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Sonya...I love old time proverbs! In Russia, when communism reigned, you are aware that farming became a collective, government owned effort and there was resulting poor worker productivity?

At least when the Czars were in charge, before the revolution, these farms could set the price for their produce, not the government, and there were people to buy their crops upon harvest. After the revolution they were all 'workers': 'FROM each according to his ability, TO each according to his needs.

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Phyllis Stager

12:37 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

And, Sonya, we can kill business enterprise in order to punish the rich, but it is these very entities which provide the jobs. Whether it be farmers and their employees, manufacturing and their employees, oil companies and the jobs they provide, and so forth...we can tax and regulate them out of existence. Then what do we have? No businesses, no jobs and no taxpayer money to fund schools, police, etc. Think about it.

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John McMillan

3:49 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

This is a very simplistic view of free enterprise that rarely exists today. You have not made any allowance or room in your business model for those many CEOs and executives that take home millions of dollars in salary and bonuses, while creating jobs for cashiers or clerks.

Phyllis Stager

1:41 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Well, Sonya, sorry you were so personally offended by my comments. Mere disagreements in interpretations of Jesus and His purpose or message does not infer limits on free speech. Nor does a disagreement imply that one's choice heroes or villains is mandated by anyone or anything. Thus there is no threat of loss of free speech nor anyone forbidding you to worship a cactus or a pile of dirt.

As to 'Rules for Radicals', I think your attack on me fits nicely into rule 13. Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it and polarize it. When you freeze your target, you disregard rational but distracting arguments, then as you carry out your attack. You have demonstrated 'your' conviction that all the angels are on 'your side' and all the devils are on the other. pps 127-134

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Phyllis Stager

2:04 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

I think its all bout GRAMMAR/GRAMMER! LOL! Maybe its about Gramma?

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Phyllis Stager

2:15 pm on Sunday, April 8, 2012

Rule number 5 is 'ridicule' your opponent. I think ridicule is making fun of something or someone. I believe I disagreed and supported my disagreements with opinion or facts. I don't believe you ridiculed me, nor I you. We simply disagreed.

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Damon koch

6:57 am on Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Phyllis,
Your bravery in the face of lefist attacks is inspiring. Those on the left instinctively use the tatics of "Rules..." evene if they have never read it. The reason for this is because they can't defend their positions in the arena of ideas. Watch the upcoming general election and notice how the Obama campaign will attack the republican candidate because he can't defend his record. For years I have asked those on the left for one example of a Liberal policy that has been successful, to date all I have gotten is ridicule and scorn, but no successful policy.

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Phyllis Stager

8:48 am on Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Thanks, Damon! I enjoy the 'exchange'. I enjoy seeing 'how minds work'. Although a lot of the time accusations from the left get personal and snarky and even sometimes downright nasty....I love it! LOL! By the way, I couldn't sign up for your blog as I don't understand the sign up and am wary of proceeding through the various entities such as google and so forth.

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Damon koch

5:24 pm on Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Phyllis,
I generally post at least once a week, so check back from time to time on my blog for current posts.

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